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EN HALV TIME SENERE | TOTUSINDOGTEENAGE

EN HALV TIME SENERE

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Okay, så det der skete var, at jeg gerne ville have et job på et forlag. Som arkivar eller kaffebrygger. Fordi jeg ikke turde indrømme, at jeg inderst inde drømmer om at blive forfatter. Fordi man i dagens Danmark fandme ikke skal gå rundt og tro, at livet har en højere mening, når ikke man har en formel uddannelse. Eller har fine forældre. Eller mange penge.

Men forlaget havde ikke økonomi til at fastansætte mig. Til gengæld ville de gerne udgive noget, jeg havde skrevet. Og så skete der det, at jeg sked i mine bukser i ren begejstring. Men det er en anden historie.

Tekst havde jeg masser af: Lommepoetiske digtsamlinger, halvfærdige romaner, selvbiografiske noveller, krimier sågar… Men det viste sig at være enormt svært, at skrive teksterne om til forlagets særegne format. Og så skete der det, at jeg en aften fik en helt ny idé. En halv time senere sendte jeg mit første bud på en novelle til SMSpress.

Novellen jeg sendte hedder “MOR” og udkom i går. Historien handler om Lisa, der ikke har hørt fra sin mor i noget tid, da hun en aften modtager et opkald fra hendes gamle telefonnummer. Fortællingen varer i tre dage og jeg tør næsten godt garantere, at mit lille beskedne plot twist gør ventetiden værd.

Men vent nu lige lidt… Jo, den er god nok! Min forfatterdrøm har været mit voksenlivs (skrev den 22-årige) største hemmelighed – tabu vil jeg næsten sige – og kun en lille håndfuld mennesker har kendt til den. Med gårsdagens udgivelse blev drømmens første spadestik taget, og jeg er mildest talt ved at forrette min nødtørft i bukserne af lige dele skræk og ærefrygt.

HER kan man få nallerne i “MOR” og læse mere om SMSpress.

P.S. Forsidebilledet er skudt af TOT’s egen Mads Holm. Og ja, det er skrupskørt, at novellen har et coverfoto, når man kun får det at se på hjemmesiden. Men sådan er der jo så meget, der er lidt tosset. Vantesokker for eksempel.

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