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FARE FOR SPONTAN OPKASTEKSPLOSION | TOTUSINDOGTEENAGE

FARE FOR SPONTAN OPKASTEKSPLOSION

Irma-i-Njalsgade

Nå ja, jeg tog jo til Copenhagen Pride for nogle uger siden. Hele ugen prædikede jeg hver dag om hvordan jeg lørdag bare skulle være frisk som en havørn, helt uden tømmermænd, og have en øl i hånden mens Pride-optoget rullede forbi.

I stedet lå jeg i fosterstilling hjemme i låne-sengen, græd og netflixede. Først da det var aften kunne jeg med nød og næppe få slæbt mig mod indre by, uden overhængende fare for spontan opkasteksplosion på sidemakkeren i bussen. Jeg ville gå en lille hyggelig aftentur omkring Rådhuspladsen, måske købe en cola i kiosken, og så smutte hjem og netflixe lidt mere.

Tilfældigvis så jeg en bekendt, men det var hans ven som vendte om og satte i løb efter mig, og som stak mig et kram og et “tak for sidst”. Ham huskede jeg ikke, men vi havde åbenbart danset hele natten forinden. Havde jeg virkelige været så fuld at den slags kunne glemmes? Ja.

Aften forinden hed det sig ellers bare “en enkelt øl” med min veninde, men den slags går jo aldrig efter planen når man er i godt selskab, og det blev i stedet til to flasker vin, hvorefter jeg forlod hende, mistede mine briller og en femhundrede-seddel, fandt en fremmet pige at kysse på, snakkede om kunst og samfund med to voksne mennesker på en bar og hoppede på en taxa hjem. Og derfor var jeg altså ramt af tømmermænd på den store dag.

Nå, de to unge mænd og jeg endte med at købe otte flasker Lambrusco i Irma. Vi dansede, sang, lå i sækkestole under en lastbil, fik nye venner, og til sidst gik vi gennemsjaskede hjem i seng. Og sådan gik den Pride.

Så nej, jeg blev ikke grebet af stemningen til optoget i år. Mission accomplished, highfive og stolthed. Til gengæld var det muligvis mig som dansede meget grimt og med løbende mascara midt i det hele, og det var muligvis mig som var ved at æde en fremmet piges ansigt inde på Vela, og det var muligvis mig som talte en hel nat om, hvorfor netop Megalodon er så pisse fucking sygt sej. Men alt det, det er helt i orden, for i sidste ende evnede jeg faktisk at få bragt mig selv sikkert hjem i låne-sengen igen (sammen med den sidste flaske Lambrusco).

Hvordan oplevede du dette års Copenhagen Pride?

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