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JEG BLEV GREBET AF STEMNINGEN | TOTUSINDOGTEENAGE

JEG BLEV GREBET AF STEMNINGEN

GUDEFISSE

I den kommende uge starter Copenhagen Pride, og jeg har valgt at deltage – for første gang. Nu skal jeg gøre op med mig selv hvordan jeg vil deltage i arrangementet: Vil jeg gå i paraden? Vil jeg stå og kigge på? Jeg tror mest at det bliver sidstnævnte – med en øl i hånden (eller en hel række, som en grønlandsk panfløjte).

Sidste år deltog jeg for første og hidtil eneste gang i Aarhus Pride. Jeg gik sammen med LGBT Ungdom, og var også frivillig inden og efter eventet. Da vi gik i paraden blev jeg grebet af stemningen. I selskab med en let-øl, en hylemorsom ven og en lidt for intern vittighed, greb jeg megafonen og råbte – helt oppe fra front:

“Når jeg siger ‘gude’ så siger I ‘fisse': GUDE-FISSE, GUDE-FISSE”.

Jeg krøb straks ned i et lille hul, og hældte mere gratis øl indenbords. Øv, hvorfor skal jeg opføre mig så kikset? Jeg tænker selv, at denne opførsel muligvis er en af grundene til, at jeg er (næsten) kronisk single. Altså dét sammen med min 5. klasses opførsel – blandt andet. Og muligvis også sammen med min evne for altid at ende på dansegulvet med oppustelige ting, såsom oppustelige champagneflasker og hunde, eller med massive dinosaurer (men jeg synes altså selv at dette tæller som lidt charmerende).

Til dette Copenhagen Pride har jeg lyst til at plante mig selv og en ven(inde) på en flise, se optoget, drikke for hver gang en g-streng passerer, og slutte det hele af med en vaskeægte og levende dansepartner (hahahahahaha, som om! Intet kan måle sig med dinosaurer). Jeg har lyst til at være anonym, jeg har lyst til at se folk jeg kender, og jeg har lyst til at der skal være masser af grin, men ikke selv være til grin.

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